Monday, April 28, 2008

House for Sale ...


ADDRESS: Heaven

FEATURES: Many rooms with a master suite, spacious love, Open floor plan for peace, Large eat-in grace, Fenced in mercy with room for expansion, Son room with a marvelous view of salvation, Pool of milk and honey in the back, Pearly gates in front

DIRECTIONS: Faith, loyalty and a sincere love for thy fellow man.

PRICE: $0.00 - Owner financing

COMMUNITY: Friendly angelic neighbors. Great family and friends who praise the Lord all day and night.

BONUS: Crown of stars, new luxurious robe and golden slippers with matching wings (No need to envy Superman, you see). Bring a friend and get a reward.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, call the Builder directly -

NAME: Heavenly Father

Road to use to reach safely: Repent Highway and Streets of Gold

PHONE: Dial John 3:1

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